It’s been a weird week. In fact, it has kinda sucked…for lotsa reasons.
I’m not in a talky talky mood. Most of you are probably happy about that.
Sooooooo….let’s call it “Serendipity”, shall we?
Wow that movie sucked, huh? Though this scene doesn’t suck as much as most of the rest….
Ahhhh. Kate Beckinsale. I’d watch her read the phone book. But no, she is not this week’s theme/princess. Though she might be in the future. Probably will be, in fact.
/Kate Beckinsale goes into the hat
In point of fact however, there is no theme this week. I entertained thoughts on several different ones, then decided that I’m not wasting any of them on this week.
This week may now fuck off, in fact.
Anywhoooooo…..
Let’s sing some happy songs…
Hmmmmmmm. Those songs weren’t terribly happy, I guess. Ooooops.
I’ll work on it.
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Sports
NFL
Just a reminder that this….this is what we’re all clamoring for to return….
Bill Belichick dons shirt with dog latched on to man in turban
Rams, Chargers, Raiders to pay combined $1.7 billion in relocation fees
Report: NFL teams shared $7.8 billion in revenue last year, up 10 percent
Coverage Tonight: Whatever the hell is on NFLN I guess
MLB
Yep, the All-Star Game is over and done with (and wasn’t it exciting? And also meaningless?) and now the second half of the pain and misery can begin.
Coverage Tonight:
- NYY at Boston – 7:00pmEDT – MLBN (regional split)
- CHC at Baltimore – 7:00pmEDT – MLBN (regional split)
Wimbledon
Results up to now.
Coverage Tonight: Wimbledon Primetime – 6:00pmEDT – TNNS
The 25th ESPYs
Coverage Tonight: 7:00pmEDT – ESPN (duh)
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Random Sexy
See? Not bad, eh? Sometimes we don’t need a plan.
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This Made Me Laugh
LOL…look at his widdle tongue. Hee hee.
LOL, OK now that I’m laughing at that silly kitty cat, with his cute widdle tongue….still laughing, yes….
….here’s a kinda happy/fun one I guess. I’ll comment no further…
…other than to say if that video doesn’t make you smile, then you have even less of a soul than me. Which is just sad.
Next Week: Katrina and the Waves again?????
Probably not, no.
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That’s it for me, I guess. I’m outta here…
Love ya’s. Be well.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guv1gHyGb5U&ab_channel=MsHandsanitizer
The trivago spokesman in australia is a smokeshow compared to the douchebag on commercials here.
Great picture comparison.
Hawtborn v geelong is at the half and very testy
But is it chippy?
Yes. I dont know what to say except I just saw a Van damme commercial for auto insurance.
Is that fat Mila Kunis, ugly Mila Kunis, or just Mila Kunis?
Says the fat fuck shut-in at his computer.
Uh, thats alcoholic fat fuck shut-in to you, sir.
Implied.
After further consideration, I guess “fat” Mila Kunis was way off the mark
I don’t have to wait long to get reminded I’m on the same internet as YouTube comments.
Hey twbs. I got your theme right here.
Oh, sorry.
Nuns with Caesarian scars.
/waves hands at crotch.
8mm the sequel?
56 ml of fury.
I prefer the classic: grab and thrust..
What ever makes you go with the joke.
Is it discount night at the script club chuh chuh?
Ook!
That’s pretty clearly the Nude Maja, why don’t htey just ask Goya to paint another smdh
A tasteful one this time!
/fanning bosom.
“It’s of Queen Elizabeth with a… [hushed] schlonnng g.”
Alice is Jesus.
I really wish this was not foreshortened and he was that tall.
Winter is coming. Winter Sky that is.
I smell burning. I need to go check if my dad left the oven/other things on again
I rationed my booze so I would have some… a lot for the Game of Thrones premiere. I am failing at rationing like Archer did before he became pirate king. But feel free to tell me to shut the fuck up and go to bed at any point.
/ I could also just go to the store again
or…RAMPAGE!!!
Also an option
Wait, sorry, I have no weed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHy_SJvWvIY
I’m a fan of the lyrical rampage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4YEJeubV2w
Someone else remembers Homestarrunner? I like you even more now
Stronk Sad such a loser
That’s what the horse thought…
LOB!
They are making good safety play illegal nowadays.
Receiver never made a football move, defender stood over the receiver too long, and the defender is a dog and therefor ejected.
The defender is a very good boy (12/10) and not only will remain in the game, but also receive excessive petting and treats.
Defender WILL be fined for non-league approved clothing though
Jesus! Touchdown Seahawks apparently.
I thought Austin Collie was the one taking those types of hits over his career, not dishing them out.
Giants have some guy named Sheppard now don’t they? German Sheppard, probably
THERE’S THAT GUY AGAIN!
*Although he may actually be there more for the fashion than the stalking.
Moose Knuckle, Ontario.
Thats a mining town.
DRILL BABY DRILL!
This Toledo Tittyfest is all fine and dandy, but look at this Chinese locomotive shooting coal sparks on a full throttle climb:
That ain’t CG
That’s how they built the erie canal: thermite on a train
Tittyfest? Check out these jugs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwDt7ivEMqc
I just woke up deci. Pray for me.
Dear god. I want litre cola to be … I want a new motorcycle mine was stolen.
That is awful. How big is the city you are in? Possible find?
It was in Eau Claire, WI. It was a 83′-ish Nighthawk but it was great. And it has been 5 years so no it won’t be found. The cops when I first called it in didn’t even give a shit. Not sure report was written.
Sooo they have anything better to do? That shit is vintage. Born in 76, close enough
I have never met a cop that actually wants to stop crime. They show up, take notes and write a report, unless that would be a hassle and they just do nothing.
/ born in 83 so I loved it more riding a bike built when I was born for a weird reason
It’ll be ok. I assume Mrs. Litre is also Canadian, eh?
A sleepy ex rugby player who had a few this afternoon who just woke up. COME ON BABY GO BACK TO SLEEP FOR DAD!
yeah, “rugby” cancels oot “Canadian” I’m afraid, hopefully don’t lose too many teeth
Oh, shit, is something really wrong? I apologize. All my best to whatever problem I missed.
I thought if I had them both asleep i would be set. I am drinking with brother in law who makes my butter.
I am more worried about your bike!
Symbolic composition.
Bead Boob or Boob Bead?
Former gymnast Duck.
If only Bones was there. “It’s racist, Jim.”
It might not be a gif, but something’s moving
that is the midriff/pelvic region of a woman in her late-30s who hast borne 3 chill’uns. I shit thee not
Two of those kids are mine.
*No they are not.
Icy Hot ad?
Misshapen patellas.
2/10 .
Would bang.
LMFAO
(but he’s fine with the undead carcass on her head)
hehehehe
I’d probably watch cat figure skating.
“REX! THIS IS NOT THE LITTERBOX!!”
Bread machines are getting weirder and weirder.
You don’t even need to add yeast
WOULD BANG!
RIGHT THERE IN THE FUCKING STORE.
*Then ask machine “Call me, OK??”
Hal9000: What are you doing, Dave? Hey Dave, wait…hey!!!! Cut that out!!!!!!
It may be physically impossible for the Yankees to close out a game. Who has the barrel of alcohols?
Re: The Haley Atwell 15 pics down
I really thought that thing was photoshopped to make her boobs even bigger until i reverse image google searched it and saw it was used everywhere.
15 Pics Down?
That band SUCKS!
*needs life.
I’d be fine with Yvonne Strahovski choking me to death. Either metaphorically or literally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekoxIb85rww
Is that the crazy ex-girlfriend meme girl?
Sure enough:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overly_Attached_Girlfriend
Does she shave her pubes in a Columbian? If so; is that just in the shape of a credit card?
elegant!
But she has underwear on!
So classy too, sort of.
ONLY IF IT IS MOIST!
Liz Hurley still brings it!
NO, YOU’RE ALRIGHT. THIS WILL WORK FINE FOR THE AIRPORT.