Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 84)

The scene: Beach Party on the Island of Doktor Zymm! The little DFO stoner session has turned into a full luau, with various ninjas and technicians from the island base hanging out. Covalent Blonde is flat on her back, watching the stars, the dusty old box of snacks she found

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 81)

The scene: The operating center of the National Emergency Response Division. The date is March 29th, 1984. Men...top men, mind you...are looking concerned while they smoke cigarettes. There's a feeling of tension running throughout the entire center. An elevator door slides open and a grim-faced General approaches the smoking men.

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 78)

The scene: Ape City, that bustling hive of simian activity in an undetermined future. Voiceover Narration (by Top Detective): This is the city. Ape City. Every day hundreds of primates walk these streets, climb these walls and swing from these balconies. Every kind of ape from every walk of life is

HRTN Spring Break Special 2017 (Part Deux)

The scene: Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Future Moose is silently packing up the Moosemobile, Cookiethulhu is cleaning the windows and Old School Zero looks over a map. In the back seat of the Moosemobile Señor Weaselo lies in a fetal position, occasionally making whimpering sounds. Otto's Brain comes rolling up. Otto's Brain: