Expectations or maybe I just need another beer: New Orleans Saints bye week update

DJ TAJ - November 15, 2023November 15, 2023

Start here... What is expectation? A dream, an illusion? A stone dead goddamn lie? When you expect something to happen, it never does. Expectations are like you're imagining something, I will be happy, I will be pretty. Knowing full well that nothing, Nothing, ever goes as planned. Expectation implies envisioning your lottery dream,

NFL Speakeasy Stories: Doer of Deeds

blaxabbath - September 11, 2023September 12, 2023

It always rains. Call it a midlife crisis. Call it getting into drugs late in life. Hey maybe it was just time to admit that, as far he had come alone, there was something in life to be said for the love of a good woman, or lack thereof. Frankly, it

Vikings Team Preview: The Defense gets Addressed.

yeah right - September 5, 2023September 4, 2023

banner image via [intro Vikings team quarters] /Coach Kevin O'Connell addresses the entire team Coach O'Connell: "Holy geez guys! We're gonna have a super swell season this year!" Idiot QB: "Oh heck ya! It's gonna be super swell!" CO: "Oh heck ya. Super sweet!" IQB: "Super sweet!" CO: "Guys? I'm just gonna tell ya, I'm soo jazzed

Nobody’s Chargers 2023 Season Preview: The Happiest Place

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - August 31, 2023

INTERIOR – DISNEYLAND PARKING LOT, ANAHEIM, CA – MORNING JUSTIN HERBERT: Oh boy oh boy! I'm so excited to finally get that authentic Hollywood experience! Somewhere where I can be just like all the locals! I can't wait to try Wolfgang Puck's for lunch! [Looks around the otherwise empty parking lot with

No Exit: Your 2023 New England Patriots Season Preview

The Maestro - August 24, 2023August 23, 2023

SCENE: A locker room in retro Foxboro Stadium style. A massive, oversized, but dinged up Lombardi Trophy stands alone in a dusty display case. ROBERT KRAFT [enters, accompanied by the LOCKER ROOM ATTENDANT, and glances around him]: Hm! So here we are? LOCKER ROOM ATTENDANT: Yes, Mr. Kraft. KRAFT: And this is what

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo Presents the [Door Flies Open] 2023 Guide to Fantasy Football Names!

Senor Weaselo - August 23, 2023August 23, 2023

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Long-winded? Yes. Self-explanatory? Also yes. Will I still explain it? Third yes. Welcome to a longstanding tradition passed down the years through various websites that we have cared to frequent. It's your guide to fantasy football names! I'm your host, Senor Weaselo. A good fantasy football team name has many things. Humor,

Saints Preview/ Nobody knows where he came from and nobody cared.

DJ TAJ - August 18, 2023August 17, 2023

As the morning fog lifts we are able to see a building with a strange figure knocking at a solitary door. From inside a voice is heard asking "Who are you? What do you want?" The figure outside speaks from a different plane in reality and says “You have to invite me in” From

Your 2023 Yinzer Forecast:

WCS - August 14, 2023August 14, 2023

I apologize in advance for the litany of "Pickett's charge" memes we may be exposed to going forward. This isn't to say PICKETT'S GAHNTA SUPERBOWL all UrinatingTree style. I honestly have no clue what to make of Kenneth Shane Pickett. He looked fine at times in 2022, after Tomlin wasn't feeling like Kissing

Last WAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH of the off season – Monday night thread

ArmedandHammered - August 7, 2023

Per Usual: Images and links are from Lexicanum Last Warhammer post due to pre-season cranking up bringing us closer and closer to the sweet time of year when NFL games actually count so we are going to finish up on the Orks and their technology. So, as I have mentioned before Orks

Sunday Gravy with DJ TAJ: A Swing and a Miss

DJ TAJ - August 6, 2023July 28, 2023

As the scene opens we see an old man who can’t say no sitting naked on a couch watching a 90 year old Joan Crawford movie, giggling like a loon and screaming to the sky about filling all dreams with electricity. When suddenly, there comes a knock upon the door. The

Warhammer 40k – Tuesday Night Open Thread

ArmedandHammered - July 25, 2023July 25, 2023

Per Usual: Images and links are from Lexicanum I know I was going to go over Ork Technology for this post but after reading the Right Rev's post last night I wanted to share some easier series to start with, no because of length, but because they may be a bit

Lurid or Lucid? A Very Different Sunday Gravy

DJ TAJ - June 18, 2023June 13, 2023

The monumental sadness of everything. Harken back to a happier time, while stoned and watching, I think it was Bourdain. He was in some remote village in a place I long (I’m certain Dok has already been) to see, when the host asked where one can get the best drunken egg rolls