"In Heat "
He exited the stadium along with a crowd of others. It was a quiet and somber mass of humanity as the Cubbies had dropped the Sunday game vs the Cardinals, thus losing the weekend series.
"This sure as shit ain't like last year!!!!" one frustrated fan shouted. The
Ahhhh, the first weekend of Summer. Long days. Plenty of time for summer activities.
So I've decided that peppered in here and there, among other timely themes over the next several weeks/months, will be themes pertaining to summer activities.
This week? Hot Chicks on Bicycles.
Why? BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!!
And also.....because I've recently
"The Friendly Skies"
The hotel room was a mess. The sheets were on the floor, there were high heels and underwear everywhere, and the mini-bar was empty.
It had been a good night.
As he stepped out of the shower, he gave Candy a firm slap on the ass and told her
Greetings and Salutations, my imaginary friends.
For those of you whose seed was mighty enough to further the overpopulation of the planet, congrats. For some of you, just having sex should be lauded...let alone actually having one of your swimmers plant its flag. So, here's to you...I guess.
For some of you,
So what should our theme be this week? Wednesday was Flag Day, so I considered doing the USA/Red,White,Blue/Stars n Stripes type thingy. But that would just shit on Independence Day in a few weeks. You know, kinda the way "Independence Day: Resurgence" shat on last year's Independence Day.
Jeebus that movie
It was early June and summer was in the air. Everywhere else but here.
Moose - The End Is Well Nigh had just come back inside from shoveling snow.
But it was still coming down so hard that he'd never be able to get out and make it to the
In spite of how it might sometimes appear around here, you know at around 7pm Eastern each Friday..... It's actually a fact that I prefer the company of a woman who is intelligent.
OK Vlad, you can stop laughing any time now....I'll wait..... jerk.
But I'm actually very serious, truth be told.
It was a fresh crisp evening in the Pacific Northwest. The hipsters were riding their bikes to the food truck farm alongside the river while vaping their legal weed. Off in the distance, a distinct roar of a crowd could be heard as a piece of Tall Timber
I hope BeerGuyRob's ass is OK. And this is a selfish proclamation. Let me explain.
Due to Rob's ass problems, this is my third open thread of the week. And already I'm out of ideas. I don't know how that magnificent bastard does it.
I'm sitting here right now trying to figure
Some weeks ago, when the Stanley Cup Playoffs were only just getting going, there were multiple requests that I do a Hockey Girls themed Sexy Friday. At the time, my response was something like "Yes of course we will, but we've got plenty of time yet".
And now look. Several weeks
Love in a Locker
It was a late spring / early summer day in woody Connecticut. Schools were letting out and all the kids were happily thinking about their summer plans and emptying out their lockers. All the old crap was tossed away into the trash receptacles of which
Yep, no alcohol in his system. He was just taking a "nap" in his car. Yeah OK... you know he's getting the good pain pills for that back. And since there was no alcohol in his system, this will now all probably go away. That's crap. Cops find ME passed