So, how was everyone's week?
Never mind. Let's just rejoice in the fact we have this site to keep us entertained and laughing.
The Week in DFO
Here are the things I read in DFO this week that reminded me how much I love this site:
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We had my union AGM via GoTo Meeting yesterday, and let me tell you - the Minneapolis riots were better organized. We started late, to make sure everyone got in; we constantly rewound, for people who got confused; and we repeated the same talking points about management.
Christ - what a
Good morning everyone.
Hope you're all staying safe and keeping others safe by doing your part with masks, distancing and being sanitary.
I also really hope that this whole Sunday Gravy thing gives you at least a little something to look forward to in these bizarre times. Since there sure as fuck
Look, it's been a long week. I've got three teaching weeks left in the school term, and now the year-long skippers are coming out of the woodwork, with their parents, wanting to know why they aren't going to graduate on time. Of course, with the schools being remotely run, each
Yes, the action is a bit NFL Pre-season-y. But you remember Augusts, back in the pre-zombie apocalypse times? Fucking A right you watched the shit out of your favourite side's 4th and 5th stringers.
Because to not have sportsball on the teevee box? Fundamentally un-American. Even more so than having a fascist
I'm curious if any of you remember Bob Hope. There's a reason the Burbank airport is named after him, you know. Bob Hope was a great all-around entertainer. He sang, he danced, he was a comedian, he could play the straight man. He was part of
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY
The PRODUCER is bustling around the office, humming merrily to himself. DJ 3000 is in his usual place on the side of the room, the lights on his console blinking slowly but calmly.
DJ 3000: I HAVE TO SAY IT IS REASSURING TO SEE YOU BEHAVING MORE
How is everyone this week? I see the roller-coaster of suck that is 2020 is still going strong. Mrs. Sharkbait and I decided that we would head to our place on Cape Cod for a while. We usually rent it out for the summer, but our mid June to mid
The scene: The future, but five years ago. So hundreds of years from now, but five years before the time when the DFO are waltzing around the Wasteland, starting fights with peaceful apes and visiting Iguana Mart.
The location is Moose City One, a massive domed city located on what used
Well, today was Rules Committee day, and let's see what passed:
4th & 15 - PASSED TABLED!
Not sure what the hell happened here, but apparently there was the belief that it would be the slippery slope towards eliminating kickoffs altogether.
Like how electing Obama would make
The NFL is charging ahead with plans for the 2020 season despite the ongoing Coronavirus pandemic. In a world exclusive, DFO has sent former Minnesota Viking, husband to Claire Huxtable, and noted lickspittle Ahmad Rashad to chat with the Coronavirus itself. Why is it here? What does it think about
Howdy, folks. The CFL Beat is now entering into its curious new format, until such time that organized sports - and the #content mines - return with some regularity and normalcy. Every week, I'm going to be looking at a classic Grey Cup game throughout the decades, which, thanks to