SCENE: Interior, the DFO Clubhouse. The floor is littered with empty beer bottles, the walls are covered in Iguana Mart posters, and the couch is...sticky.
BeerGuyRob: So today's the day, huh?
HoratioCornblower: What are you talking about? Is Geno Auriemma finally coming to visit?
BallsofSteelandFury: Didn't you read blax's Quotables submissions page this
Happy Fall Friday Everyone. Once again, I'm making another seasonal cocktail. This time, we are giving the apple brandy a break, but we're still on the apple theme. Mainly because I still have a ton of apples and apple cider leftover from the orchard trips we've taken the last couple
The scene: A jungle island somewhere in the Pacific. BFC is pulling the overladen life raft ashore as Jerry munches on the last of the Thin Mints and Gumbygirl puts two waffles in the toaster.
BFC (huffing): Y’know, I could really use some help here.
Jerry: Oh, sorry, man. You remember
HEBER! HARLOW! Who Ya Got? The actual great debate going down tonight is as a football fan, should I dare cast my eyes on the fetid refuse that is an interdivisional NFC East contest? No, you didn't deserve this. As for the other one tonight-I would pop in if this
Despite controlling one-third of the world's landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to wonder if the English are even civilized in the first place. As Indian historian and MP Dr. Shashi Tharoor stated in a 2015 speech at Oxford
Blowoff-No this is not a sexual term (in this context). The blowoff match is the end of an ongoing feud between two wrestlers, tag teams or factions. It clears the wrestlers to move onto their next feud.
Factions-This is a group of wrestlers united by a common theme or manager.
Back in the XX Century, university class schedules converted Thursdays into Drinking Days. They’ve been that way ever since, confirmed by Friday hangovers. Recently, Wednesdays became Positive Days, thanks to tWBS’s ”Wednesday Motivational”. Man I miss that guy.
/crushes the Mute button
Lately it’s been suckier than a Jets late afternoon
Place: At the top of a very steep slope created by an earthquake when Jesus went down to hell.
Time: About twenty five seconds after Balls shot a finger gun into the air
TWBS and BALLS singing/yelling together: MY NECK! MY BACK! LICK MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK!
Hey look - a Tuesday without football!
Damn - I was getting used to that.
The Dolphins have had enough of Ryan Fitzpatrick, so they have decided to move Tua up to first-team and named him the starter for their next game.
They are taking advantage of their bye week
Look, am I having a Joe Flacco year here at Quotables? Yes. But, unlike Adam Gase, am I doing anything about it? Yes.
Tune in Friday to find out the Fresh New Taektm on Quotables!
Submissions are below.
We have the Grand Final Matchup!
Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat!
Holy shit my team is in the Grand Final!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!! Here are your recaps:
Port Adelaide Power 40 v Richmond Tigers 46 at Adelaide Oval
As I predicted, it went down to the last two minutes:
Here are the full-game highlights:
As a reminder, this post will cover comments made up to and through the Saturday Night Open Thread. Sunday comments stand alone and Monday comments will go on the next week's post.
The Week in DFO
Here are the things I read in DFO this week that reminded me how