Eventual Balls Thoughts is back! I do apologize for not getting it up last week. This kind of thing never happens to me, I swear! Give me another chance! As I mentioned before, I have started work on developing a "Gently-Used Fleshlight Hall of Fame" and I'm researching all the

Eventual Balls Thoughts is now on Tuesdays after the AFL Beat until the AFL Grand Final when it will move to 7 AM unless the NFL season gets cancelled because of COVID in which case it will move back to the Monday 7 AM slot as Hippo will have no

Eventual Balls Thoughts is back on our regular schedule! HOWEVAH, something annoying like the NFL season is upon us, so this will be the last Monday morning edition of Eventual Balls Thoughts for this offseason as Hippo takes over this space after Week 1 of the NFL season. I

Eventual Balls Thoughts is on this week on Tuesday instead of Monday because of the AFL's compressed schedule, We will return to the normal schedule next week, I assure you. In the meantime, I have to say good job to Litre_cola who correctly guessed that last Friday's Sexy ladies were

Eventual Balls Thoughts is BACK, BABY! Well done to both Gumbygirl and Litre_cola (who correctly guessed without bothering to check to see if anyone else like Gumbygirl had already guessed it) who correctly guessed that the Sexy Friday theme was ladies who were wearing jerseys of Italian teams. Today, as an intro,

Eventual Balls Thoughts is BACK to its normal schedule, at least for awhile. There is going to be another "Festival of Footy" in Australia, which means I'm going to have to use this space one Monday. Then, there is a possibility that the NFL will actually start the

Yes, I know it's Tuesday and Eventual Balls Thoughts usually posts on Mondays. Well, the 33 games in 20 days thing that the AFL is doing has made it so the AFL Beat publishes on odd days. Thus, today would not be an AFL-Beat day so I decided

It's the start of another week. Hopefully you all had a good weekend. Congratulations to LemonJello for correctly guessing the Sexy Friday hidden theme. His guess was "Is the theme that we can’t see their faces? OR it’s that THEY DON’T HAVE FACES!" The AFL Beat will take over the

It's the start of another week. Hopefully you all had a good weekend. The person that came closest to guessing the Sexy Friday hidden theme was King Hippo with his guess of "shoulders". We were looking for a bit more than that, but I know teh Hippo loves

It's the start of another week. Hopefully you all had a good weekend. Congratulations to monty this seems strange to me for guessing correctly the hidden theme to Sexy Friday! There will be another hidden theme next Friday. *** The Week in DFO Here are the things I read in

It seems that North American sports leagues think the only way to get back to playing is by doing mini-tournaments. The MLS's mini-tournament is going hilariously wrong. First, the reigning league MVP, Carlos Vela of LAFC, decline to play. Next, FC Dallas as a team withdrew from the tournament

Eventual Balls Thoughts today turns 21! While that's usually a momentous occasion in a young post's life, the truth is that Eventual Balls Thoughts has been drinking for years. This reminds me of Young Balls and how early he got started with the drinking. Balls' parents were very good