LemonJello’s 2023 Jacksonville Jaguars Season Preview

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - September 5, 2023September 5, 2023

REV'S NOTE: Longtime commenter and multi-time Komment of the Week/Banner Quote winner LemonJello bravely volunteered to brave the murky-stadium-pool-water of Northern Florida to bring us the following Team Preview. Please enjoy DUUUUUUVVVAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!! Recap of Last Season: 9-8, AFC South Champions (4-2 in division, 8-4 in conference) Matriculated to the Divisional Round of

Your Tuesday Evening Open Thread & Final Remaining NHL Second Round Preview

Beerguyrob - June 1, 2021June 1, 2021

NFL Noise: I guess it's not tampering if you're a player - Patrick Mahomes wants to see Aaron Rodgers in the AFC West. "To have that challenge ... two times a year, every single year would be a great, great opportunity." But given that the Packers are intent on calling

Your “Holy shit, the Dolphins still exist?” 2019 Preview

Wakezilla - August 14, 2019August 14, 2019

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