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Another Derby Day, Another Ponderance of Life’s Futility

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King Hippo - February 20, 2021February 19, 2021
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Look, I know I will watch.  But even with the Shite in direst of form...there's no fucking hope.  Just hate.  So very much hate.  My prediction is for 1-nil on a late Salah tally.  Because that is what would hurt the most. Anyway, tis the Spotlight Dance, fuck it all (12:30, NBC). Free-falling

Thursday of Nothingness Open Thread (and Screed FOAR HillyBob)

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King Hippo - July 14, 2016July 14, 2016
171

This week can eat an endless Vegas-style buffet of ass. El beisbol is interminable enough as it is without taking a 96-hour fucking coma in the middle of a COMPLETE FUCKING DROUGHT of sporting competition. No Lesser Footy, no el tenis, no fucking nothing. Just time to

BREAKING: COVID-19 absolutely dominating the NFL; goes on early-season White House visit in advance of winning the Super Bowl.

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