Your “Oh, crap, did the season start already?” 2021 Chicago Bears Preview / Bye Week Update

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - November 17, 2021November 16, 2021

Scene: Interior Halas Hall. The entire Bears brain trust [sic] sits around a mahogany table talking about the current roster, coaching staff, and other personnel. SO HOW DO WE THINK THE TEAM IS LOOKING THIS YEAR? Better than my face? Look, I'll bet my job that we can be competitive, even while

Chicago Bears 1967 Season Preview

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 25, 2017July 25, 2017

Well, sports fans, last season was quite a disappointment for the Chicago Major League Baseball club's big brothers, as they plodded their way to a 5-7-2 record, finishing a dismal 5th place in the NFL West despite nearly scoring that magical number of 17 points per game. They even lost

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laserguru - December 3, 2015

What: Thursday Night Football, Packers at Lions. Where: Ford field in God forsaken Detroit. When: Thursday night 12-3-15 at 7:25 Flyover State time. Announcers: These two fucking jag-offs. Oh for Christ's sake. Betting Line: Packers -3 and the over/under is 46.5 Key Injuries: Packers: Ty Montgomery - out, Damarious Randall - questionable. Lions: Golden Tate - probable, Lance