Pardon me, but I have nothing to say! #6(E) Maryland (+3, +135) v. #3(E) LSU (12:10, CBS) Well, two sides I didn't expect to do anything at all. Now one will make the Powdered Donut Round. I don't much care for that. Full national game, so have a book ready. #7(MW) Wofford (+5,
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2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: The Saucy 16, Day 1
This tournament started at the beginning of the month with 64 of the best banners that we found archived, whether elsewhere on the Internet or by us, from the first three years of this website. Some of course may differ from the 64 chosen if they had their own list.
2019 NCAAT 1st Round Friday – Open Thread
2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: Second Round, Day 7
The round's almost over, so dance break! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaPqWjkyzzk And then we shall be down to 16, a full round ahead of the real one! It all comes a-barrelin' to the end of the month. In addition, a couple notes on what's coming up in April—the filming of BattleBots Season 4, which means
2019 NCAAT 1st Round Thursday – Early Window Open Thread
Huzzah for life distractions! #10(E) Minnesota (+5.5, +210) v. #7(E) Louisville (12:15, CBS) Don't bet the over/under on "Minute Man" Pitino crowd shots. You don't want to die of liver failure this early in the tourney. #14(E) Yale (+6.5, +250) v. #3(E) LSU (12:40, truTV) Oh, the taeks about these fine, upstanding, future white
2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: Second Round, Day 6
It's a double dip, and with some updates! And now we can say Happy Tournament. WELCOME TO THE MADNESS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4 Or the Muse song, but they used that a bunch of years ago. Hell, they might still be using it? Meanwhile, here are some second round updates. Second Round, BLEERGH Region 1. “Aaron Hernandez (neck)
Better Know A Bracket – 2019 South And Midwest
2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: Second Round, Day 5
Still not happy tournament. The real shit starts tomorrow. I've made it abundantly clear at this point. Also you'll get round updates soon, some of these may be getting pre-written due to prior engagements that'll take up the entire day. Opera week was hard enough while in school. It's harder
Better Know A Bracket – 2019 East and West (i.e., the Left)
Welcome to this year's edition of me spouting off my mouth recklessly and stupidly. Due to the generosity of the #ContentFairy (no ofence), we are smushing these into two entries this season. Yes, the play-in games are covered here to keep you on-schedule. Also yes, I fucking know that Eastern Washington
2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: Second Round, Day 4
I'd say Happy Tournament, but again, the First Four doesn't really count. So happy two days of almost tournament. As opposed to this tournament, which has already been going on for some time and'll chug on through the second round and remain ahead of the real one. Which I guess
2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: Second Round, Day 3
I believe we're still owed a region of results before we move onto today's portion of the bracket. Your BOLTMAN Region first round results: 16. “THESE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS I CALL THEM ROBERT MULDOON, BECAUSE THEY GOT EATEN ALIVE BY THE RAPTORS.” BEATS 1. “[Is] there also a Cripso’s on another corner in
