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Joliet Jake Delhomme - January 20, 2021January 20, 2021
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It appears I have been doing this silly little column for 6 months. As I stated in the comments last week: "As the poster boy for not thinking I deserve to write for this site, you have my permission to write for this site". The content monster must be fed.

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Game Time Decision - January 19, 2021January 19, 2021
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What up all? As always, I hope you're as well as can be considering all the shit going on in the world these days.  I try to stay away from politics, but only one more sleep until there's a new president, so that's a plus, i think. I'm hoping it's

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litre_cola - January 14, 2021January 14, 2021
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Are you a toothless drunk named Gary? Do you like watching toothless ice football players? Do you like booze?  Have we* got a rushed, poorly researched, barely thought about, quarter assed post for you. Get well soon BeerGuyRob Here at DFO we quizzed the masses** and asked what drink would you

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Game Time Decision - January 12, 2021January 12, 2021
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Hey all, I hope you're well or well as can be considering all the shit that going on ( pandemic, politics, vaccine roll out, whatever).  In my corner of the world, it was announced today that as of 12:01 AM Thursday that the province of Ontario is under "stay-at-home" orders.  Which

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Game Time Decision - January 5, 2021January 5, 2021
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Hey all, hope you're well and sticking to whatever resolutions you made.  I plan to start to eat less crap and just less in general.  We also started a new budgeting thingy, so want to continue with that as well, with the hopes of someday retiring with moar than a

Last Tuesday of 2020 open thread

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Game Time Decision - December 29, 2020December 29, 2020
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Hey all, this is your "crap I've got to write the open thread for tonight and just remembered even thought I've been sitting around all day doing sweet fuck all" Tuesday night open thread.  Hope you are all well and that your sugar and gravy levels are returning to normal

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Joliet Jake Delhomme - December 23, 2020December 23, 2020
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Well, I made it into "Eventual Balls Thoughts" this week. This was the last check box on my bucket list. Raising a beautiful and brilliant daughter. Married to a wonderful woman. Two patents. Published industry standards for SAE and TMC-ATA. Designed missiles for the Army, hydraulics for the Navy. Electronics

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Joliet Jake Delhomme - December 16, 2020December 16, 2020
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Deep Thoughts with JJD: This has been quite the week. Applied for public assistance. That was more emotional than I expected it to be. I have two reasonably good job leads running. Only one requires relocation. Found out that my old clearance will carry over to Secret rather than Confidential. Saves

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Game Time Decision - December 15, 2020December 15, 2020
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Are you ready for some football Christmas?  It's only 10 days away now. I was at the mall last week to try to finish some of my shopping.  That's the first time since I was in a mall since March.  Had to answer a bunch of questions on the way

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Joliet Jake Delhomme - October 28, 2020October 28, 2020
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Weird Wrestling Shit: Okay, last week saw the strangest, funniest and most internet-divisive segment in the history of televised wrestling. For those of you that didn't see it, lets setup the backstory. Chris Jericho and MJF have been having some of the most entertaining interactions over the past few weeks. MJF wants

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Joliet Jake Delhomme - October 21, 2020October 21, 2020
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Wrestling Glossary: Blowoff-No this is not a sexual term (in this context). The blowoff match is the end of an ongoing feud between two wrestlers, tag teams or factions. It clears the wrestlers to move onto their next feud. Factions-This is a group of wrestlers united by a common theme or manager.

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Joliet Jake Delhomme - October 14, 2020October 14, 2020
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I decided the whole Rhodes family would be too much, so I will just add glossary terms this week. Dusty Finish: Dusty Rhodes was a wrestler and booker for many territories, including the WWE and WCW. He is Dustin and Cody's father. He was very good at creating storylines. He was very

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