About a year ago, a dumb shit friend backed into my car and screwed up the bumper and hood. He didn’t want to report because his son was getting on his insurance. Fine. No problem.
So this guy, we’ll call him “Dumb Fuck Jeep Driver,” sends me to this body shop.
“This is no time for ‘my country, right or wrong’ remember what that brought.”
Lou Reed wrote that lyric, and I couldn’t agree more with it. I’m fucking pissed about patriotism in our country. Specifically, the way many of citizens take extremist stands on it – either burning an American flag,
Every damn day I drive to work. The round trip takes about two hours. And every minute of those hours I am filled with loathing. The kind reserved for obese people at Chinese buffets and child molesters.
People cannot fucking drive. They think they can. They cannot. Because 99.5% of the