Well, we are in the deep end of the offseason. The league has spent the last two weeks stroking itself over pulling off the Super Bowl, and quarterbacks are being shopped around the league like cordwood. We've already seen Goff, Stafford & Wentz effectively change teams - officially on March 17

And you know what that means, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeuNckmt7h8 Welcome again to another Saturday night, where we celebrate JJ Watt getting what DeShaun Watson has so far been denied. Of course, we are still just barely into the offseason, so there is plenty of time for other events to occur before the new league year starts

Well, my two weeks of Spring Break is almost over. There is a plan to have us "report to work" on Monday, but as of now no one knows what that will look like. We do know there won't be any students, and we are expected to retrieve our materials

Your “Rivalry Weekend Continues Apace” Saturday Evening Open Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyOXW7UQV00 They were a lot more badass before Axl evolved into Kathleen Turner. Tomorrow's matchups: CBS EARLY █ Anchorage █ Fairbanks █ Honolulu █     New England @ NY Jets - Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts █     Cleveland @ Cincinnati - Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon █     Jacksonville @ Buffalo - Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta █     Oakland @ Baltimore - Andrew Catalon,

Enough Decorum: The Sports That Are Total SH*T

The club fútbol season is almost done and my TV says there are no EPL games today. However, the Bundesliga wraps up today, but the halftime ceremony at Bayern Munich featured Jerome Boateng with glasses, wearing a Nehru blazer. Plus, yesterday Derby County defeated Shad Khan's and litre_coUla's Fulham 1-0

Secular Saturday Fútbol AM Thread

For Catholics, today is Good Saturday. To get the religious stuff out of the way: “The Young Pope" was hokey, but interesting. And what an intro! All times Central. Yeah. Listen, I got a two-day vacation going, so please accept my start-time guesses. LA LIGA Athletic Bilbao (13th) vs. Celta Vigo (10th) - 9:15

AM Fútbol Open Thread with Special Guest

Editor’s Note: Three weeks ago, doorfliesopen.com parlayed a, how do you call it… Replica: exchanged an accurate replica of a Super Bowl LII media access lanyard for an interview with Quincy Jones. Attorneys for the legendary producer and arranger sent an “intent to sue” letter, to which the crack DFO visual