Part 7: All Over But the Crying Setting: The Virginia Mason Athletic Center, Renton, WA. May 3, 2021 Ext. A fourth floor office. Two men sit at desks, while a bunch of interns silently try to work around them. It is the first Monday after the Draft, and the two men responsible for
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“Oh, The Places You’ll Go…To Find A Lineman”
“Oh, The Places You’ll Go…To Find A Lineman”
Part 5: Out of The Frying Pan... And Into The Grease Fire Setting: The Indianapolis Crowne Plaza Hotel - 123 West Louisiana Street, Indianapolis, Indiana Ext. Taggart's Bar & Lounge, inside the Crowne Plaza. Drinks in hand, Pete Carroll & John Schneider are decompressing after a harrowing few days. Pete Carroll: I didn't know
“Oh, The Places You’ll Go…To Find A Lineman”
Part 4: Was The Discount Worth The Price? Setting: Ditka’s Steakhouse, Oakbrook, IL. March 11, 2021, 7:30 p.m. Pete Carroll & John Schneider are sitting in a booth, comparing notes on players they’ve seen in the last few weeks. A server has just dropped off their drinks. Pete Carroll: Thank you, Carmen. John Schneider:
“Oh, The Places You’ll Go…To Find A Lineman”
Part 3: Into The Realm of The Swoosh Setting: Autzen Stadium, Eugene, OR. February 25, 2021 In the parking lot, Pete Carroll & John Schneider are standing outside their car, preparing to go inside for a meeting. Schneider has a "who farted" look on his face. John Schneider: *sniffing* Jesus, does this whole
“Oh, The Places You’ll Go…To Find A Lineman”
Part 2: Draft Plan Boogaloo Setting: The Virginia Mason Athletic Center, Renton, WA. February 10, 2021 Ext. A fourth floor office. Two men sit at desks, surrounded by interns feverishly sorting through papers. A buzz of voices clutters the background. Pete Carroll & John Schneider sit at a table. In the background, a
“Oh, The Places You’ll Go…To Find A Lineman” – Part 1: The Ultimatum
Setting: The Virginia Mason Athletic Center, Renton, WA. February 9, 2021 Ext. A third floor office. One man sits behind a desk. A plethora of coloured papers and binders scatter the desktop about them. Pete Carroll sits at his desk, preparing to wrap up the team year-end interviews. He is chatting with
[DFO] Hate Week & Thursday Evening Open Thread
At last, we reach the zenith of Hate. No, not my childhood. That's for my "discussion" with the therapist. (Insert Moose gif here.) Something more visceral... There we go. Much like Tom Brady, it's time for Roger Goodell's annual appearance during Hate Week. Even as the season started, he knew he was up shit creek
[DFO] Hate Week & Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Tonight's target: This fucking guy. Tommy Fucking Brady. Goodell's precious little fucking angel. He who cannot be hit. How this fucking look is still worth two penalties & seven points a game is beyond me. I thought that shit ended the second he left Gillette's distribution network. He's made previous appearances in Hate
Welcome to [DFO] “Hate Week” – A Monday Primer & Initial Rant
(As a brief aside, a big shout-out to Low Commander for his annual & delightful help with the photoshops.) Hi everyone, I'm Beerguyrob. I've been away for a while, recuperating from rotator cuff surgery. And in between hydromorphone tablets I have been trying to figure out how to ease back into my routines. One
