Pre-Season Bukkake Saturday Night Open Thread

That's right, NFL Network's Glorious Quadrupleheader continues, with the 2nd half of Donks/Vikes RITE NOW!  DUUUUUUUVVVVVAAAAALLLLLL and #ThePauls follow at 7p, with the Battle FOAR Los Angeles to close matters at 10p.  I choose sleep, in that'un. So, that gets you set for viewing options.  Fuck baseball.  Let's segue into new feature What

Brandon Perna Kicks All The Derierre

Please, just watch/listen to this in full.  We really need him in Most Glorious Commentist Party! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yGH7iE1Yvc Perhaps the most important takeaway...LISTEN.  Just fucking listen to other humans when they are expressing real needs and concerns.  Also, my esteem for badass Donks safety Justin Simmons somehow went even higher. Kraut and Imaginary Footy