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Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: William Chaloner

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The Maestro - January 21, 2021January 20, 2021
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Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! As a scammer, appearances are everything. Substance is always, always secondary to style. If you look good out there, you're gonna feel good out there. And when you feel good - you're gonna make it bigtime.

Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Edwin Rist

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The Maestro - January 14, 2021January 14, 2021
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Hi everyone, Hue Jackson's back! Oh boy, have I ever got a good one for you this week. Just input your credit card number now to continue! Pay no attention to the popup ads appearing on your screen, or to the soft yet increasingly present sound of sirens off in the distance.

Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Gregor MacGregor

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The Maestro - January 7, 2021January 4, 2021
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Hi everyone, Hue Jackson here! You may remember me as the former head coach of the Cleveland Browns. Some people claim my 3-36-1 record with the team was a disaster - but if you consider it from my perspective, I considered it an unabashed success in making a fortune from the

The English: Are They Human? Case Study 17: Homemade Invisible Ink

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The Maestro - December 17, 2020December 17, 2020
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Despite controlling one-third of the world's landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to wonder if the English are even civilized in the first place. As Indian historian and MP Dr. Shashi Tharoor stated in a 2015 speech at Oxford

The English: Are They Human? Case Study 16: Little Bags of Mystery

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The Maestro - December 10, 2020December 10, 2020
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Despite controlling one-third of the world's landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to wonder if the English are even civilized in the first place. As Indian historian and MP Dr. Shashi Tharoor stated in a 2015 speech at Oxford

The English: Are They Human? Case Study 15: Victorian Death Photography

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The Maestro - December 3, 2020December 1, 2020
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Despite controlling one-third of the world's landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to wonder if the English are even civilized in the first place. As Indian historian and MP Dr. Shashi Tharoor stated in a 2015 speech at Oxford

The English: Are They Human? Case Study 14: The London Beer Flood

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The Maestro - November 26, 2020November 26, 2020
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Despite controlling one-third of the world's landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to wonder if the English are even civilized in the first place. As Indian historian and MP Dr. Shashi Tharoor stated in a 2015 speech at Oxford

The English: Are They Human? Case Study 13: Soot-Covered Geese

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The Maestro - November 19, 2020November 19, 2020
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Despite controlling one-third of the world's landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to wonder if the English are even civilized in the first place. As Indian historian and MP Dr. Shashi Tharoor stated in a 2015 speech at Oxford

The English: Are They Human? Case Study 12: The Depression Police

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The Maestro - November 12, 2020November 12, 2020
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Despite controlling one-third of the world's landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to wonder if the English are even civilized in the first place. As Indian historian and MP Dr. Shashi Tharoor stated in a 2015 speech at Oxford

The English: Are They Human? Case Study 11: The Exploding Corpse

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The Maestro - November 5, 2020November 5, 2020
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Despite controlling one-third of the world's landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to wonder if the English are even civilized in the first place. As Indian historian and MP Dr. Shashi Tharoor stated in a 2015 speech at Oxford

The English: Are They Human? Case Study 10: Henry III’s Polar Bear

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The Maestro - October 29, 2020October 29, 2020
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Despite controlling one-third of the world's landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to wonder if the English are even civilized in the first place. As Indian historian and MP Dr. Shashi Tharoor stated in a 2015 speech at Oxford

The English: Are They Human? Case Study 9: Lord Uxbridge’s Leg

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The Maestro - October 22, 2020October 21, 2020
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Despite controlling one-third of the world's landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to wonder if the English are even civilized in the first place. As Indian historian and MP Dr. Shashi Tharoor stated in a 2015 speech at Oxford

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