A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Snippets Overheard Outside A Particularly Heated Marriage Counseling Session

“…will wake up one morning, realize he’s a piece of shit…” “…more or less straight man…” “…smells like a Moroccan spice market…” “…lightly sniffling in foetal position in empty bathtub.” “…and shows no desire to do anything about it, with technology or otherwise.” “…already sick of me after 15 years…” “…can go bonkers at times, even

A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Titles For MFA Student Poems

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Philadelphia Eagles 2015 Season Preview

Because you're a discerning group, I've assembled a blue-ribbon panel of parochial pundits to prognosticate the prospects for the putative pantywaists of the NFC East, my Philadelphia Eagles.¹ Please welcome Philadelphia native and Matron Saint Suzy Kolber, Super Bowl loser and noted telestrator Ron Jaworski, and frequent WIP caller Ant'ny from

Time To Get Silly

In honor of Monty's sober meditation on God and the universe, I thought I'd lighten the mood a bit and describe a very odd dream I had about just that topic. The dream starred none other than Jesus himself. I have odd dreams in general, so if a dream is odd