Playoffs? Talk about playoffs?? We’re in even if we can’t win a game!

Look, it’s no secret that I was pretty hard on the 2015 NFL product. Officiating snafus, points of emphasis, and general game management ineptitudes aside, this season felt like one of little parity. Each conference had a laughing stock division (AFC South & NFC East) whose champion hosted a playoff game where they got manhandled by their wildcard opponent — Packers putting up 35 on the [*Redacted] s (no ofence) and the Chiefs blanking the Texans — before the playoffs turned straight chalk for the final three post-season weeks. Looking back on the overall season, it was pretty easy to separate the wheat from the chaff.

Of course we all watched with interest because, as we had discussed at the ten week mark, no teams had actually yet been eliminated from the playoffs. But looking back, the NFL post-season provided very little on-field intrigue. Naturally, when Roger Goodell announced this week at a Jaguars Season Ticket Holder Town Hall Meeting that the NFL playoffs are “likely” to expand “at some point”, fan reaction has not been overwhelmingly positive.

GIS: Jaguars Season Ticket Holders

I get it, the NFL is exciting because of the short season. To add games or add playoff teams, in theory, will water down the product. To see the extreme examples of this, just look at the 162 game MLB regular season and the straight-chalk NBA playoff brackets. While the 18-game expansion seems currently shelved (wisely so, even with a 14-1 record entering the final week of the season, the Carolina Panthers still had to suit up and ball to lock the NFC #1 overall seed), I think the conversation about playoff expansion deserves a bit more than the knee jerk Jimmy & The Animal drive-time outrage. Don’t tell me you don’t want to see 8-8 or 7-9 teams getting in because that’s already happening. And don’t tell me there is really some greater meaning to giving the #2 team in the division a first round bye, other than that it just makes the seeding for six teams per conference convenient.

So, for the sake of having-stuff-to-do-in-the-offseason, let’s consider what the expansion might mean:

Who’s In?
For each conference, under the current rules, the four division champions take the first through fourth seeds. Of the remaining teams, the next two best teams (based on record followed by a series of tie-breakers) are slotted in the fifth and sixth slots. First and second seeds get a first-round bye and the lower seeds play at the higher seeds. As the playoffs progress, the lower seed always plays at the higher seed until the neutral-site Super Bowl is held on garbage field conditions.

Under the proposed format, a seventh seed (3rd wildcard) would be added to face the second-seed in the opening weekend. Per the 2015 standings, this 7th team in the AFC would have been the New York Jets (10-6), the only 10-win team in the league to not make the playoffs which, again, featured two 9-win teams hosting games. In the NFC, it would be the Atlanta Falcons (8-8).

For the teams that TCOB, like the Super Bowl teams and #1 overall seeds, Denver and Carolina, the playoff expansion is a boon with them now receiving the only bye and maintaining home field advantage in a league where both factors are statistically valuable. To the second seed teams, it’s a bust to lose that bye. To the remaining 24 teams (non division champs), it’s another chance to make the playoffs. And that increased competition, to the NFL, means a more valuable regular season. Hotter races at the top for the sole bye and more fluid wild card races that last through Week 17.

Looking at the 2015 standings, the Jets and Falcons embody the two extremes of playoff controversy. Whereas the Jets were a 10-win team (4-1 in their last five) in a respectable division (three teams .500 or above) and were left out in lieu of division champs with worse records, the Falcons went 8-8 with one of the easiest strength of schedules (where they ran up seven of their wins against the two joke divisions listed above and managed only one in-division win) and a 6-1 start. You can make the argument that the Jets are a bubble team but you’re only giving them a chance at the expense of letting in a team that clearly does not belong.

Personally, I like the current set up. I even like the division champs, even at 3-12-1, hosting a playoff game. I think the sample size of a season is too low to compare teams with one-win differentials without considering scheduling differences. But if the NFL is going to expand the playoffs, they might as well just establish the regular season and Super Bowl championships as separate accomplishments within the league year (which I understand is kind of like how it works in some soccer leagues)…but I don’t know who’d actually think that would be a good idea.

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Doktor Zymm

The longer the playoffs are and the fewer byes there are, the higher the probability of some weird champions. We’ve all seen enough games where the team that played better has lost, due to an unlucky bounce, an unfortunate call, a freak kick return, etc. Since the NFL is one and done, more games equals more chances for some freaky underdogs to win it all. This can be a plus or minus, depending who ya like.

All the Farts

This is literally what the Arena League is doing this season, also why didn’t you do an article about it, since it started last Friday with 2 50-point blowouts, and 2 more 4 td victories

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

His sister Chaka went a completely different career route.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yeah, yeah, I can’t stop. What of it?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

/revision/latest?cb=20141123025624 !!! Damn it!!

JerBear50

I’m just happy when I actually get something to post instead of just a giant wall of text.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Personally, I like the current set up.” Me too, but: “It ain’t broke so let’s “fix” it to squeeze a little more cash out of this fucking cow.”

ballsofsteelandfury

I need to amend my AFL proposal to clarify that the division winners are guaranteed playoff spots, but the seedings are according to regular season records. Much fairer and you don’t have a shitty division winner automatically hosting a playoff game.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Agreed; take care yo bidness in your own division. The shitty team thing does not happen that often.

ballsofsteelandfury

The AFL has a weird schedule too that is adjusted for opponent’s finish in the last season. Moreover, they do have a true head-to-head in that every team plays every other team at least once.

Winning a division was an accomplishment back in the days when there were only three division per conference (Yes, I’m THAT old that I remember the Centrals!). Now that the NFL is so bloated and the strength of the teams in each division is so uneven (why do you think the Patriots have been so successful outside of cheating these last few years? That shit division can’t muster any competition!), it is time for a change.

ballsofsteelandfury

And before anyone says anything, yes the Steelers have benefitted from the Browns and Bengals being so shitty for so long. At least the Bengals have moved up a notch now…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

TOTALLY disagree; it’s fine now. Leave it the fuck alone.

*NFL will not leave it alone.

Don T

I have no problem with 7 teams per conference making the postseason. It’s still less than half the teams per conference, and back-to-back triple headers on Wild Card weekend would be *wiping drool from keyboard*
Just have the team with the better record (including playoff wins) host the damn Conference Championship. Then again, having an extra layer of needless rules is the NFL way.

Wakezilla

As someone who grew up a hardcore hockey fan and can remember when 16 teams got into the playoffs in a 21 team league, as well as being a fan of the CFL which has 6 of 9 teams making the playoffs, I say bring on more teams in the playoffs.

My proposals:

Option 1: You bring in 8 teams per conference. No first round bye. Owners may hate this now, but the incentive to be the #1 see sky rockets when they check their coffers at the end of the year and see how much playoffs money they made by having 3 homes games. Also, by having half the league in the playoffs, you have more fans emotionally invested in the playoffs and the tail-end of the season. Tanking becomes a lot harder to do when you’re always a win away from being in the playoffs.

Option 2: The 4 division champions on both sides get a first round bye. Wild card weekend would consist of 8 teams playing in to make it to the divisional round. Obviously, that means 24 of 32 teams makes the playoffs, but, all division champs get a rest, the #1 seed gets (in theory) 3 home games, which makes their owner very, very happy and we have a lot of fans invested in the playoffs. More owners make money and we get an extra week of football.

Wakezilla

Egh, let them in.

ballsofsteelandfury

The only solution is to implement the AFL finals system. Eight get in per conference and everyone plays the first week. Top two seeds get a double chance if they lose and a bye if they win. Makes all the sense in the world.

Which is why it will never happen.

montythisseemsstrangetome

The ONLY solution? You’re not even considering a swimsuit competition as tie-breaker?

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

Great… Now I have Andy Reid in a speedo glued in my head.

jjfozz

What kind of glue are we talking about?

SonOfSpam

you know who else tried a final solution smh

nomonkeyfun

You mean the person who’s holding JJ and other commentists captive in her basement.
http://www.southbayriders.com/forums/attachments/297216/

SonOfSpam

Any scenario that gets the 7-9 Rams (Case Keenum!) a playoff spot is A-OK with me. And with a couple of breaks, maybe the Coliseum could host a game – it’s a beautiful area.

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

I’m still upset Jeff Fisher denied RGIII his destiny. The dude trolls Dan Snydley with his team captains but can’t deliver the killing blow when it counts. For shame.

I do enjoy that Fisher absolutely fleeced Washington on that trade, yet still Washington made the playoffs twice to the Rams zero appearances since then.

laserguru

They did just repaint the Popeyes on Figueroa.

Covalent Blonde

“Too much class.” Soon that is what everyone shall be saying about the Coliseum.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Despite all the laughter the images provoke, I am actually anticipating Jacksonville being pretty good this season. There’s a good chance I’ll fly over to see the Raiders game.

nomonkeyfun

Just remember you don’t have to actually stab someone when you are in the pool to be lethal. Just a slight slash to let the MRSA/Super-Stds into the blood stream should deal with your enemies within 24hrs.

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

I’m already eyeing up Bort as my fantasy QB this year. No, it’s not too early… and yes, I have too much free time.

Covalent Blonde

I’d like to think that you could choose between Oakland and Jacksonville to see your Raiders play and despite the span of an entire country between you and Florida, Jacksonville would be preferred on account of the fewer stabbings.

jjfozz

Looks like Ron Jeremy has found another cougar.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Dammit….I’m late to the party and was reading back hoping no one had made that joke.
FOZZZZZZ!!!!!!
(sorry Moose….I also just lifted this from your response above)
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The more this gets posted the more I keep hearing it in my head; this is not a bad thing.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Who else might think a regular season title is a good idea?

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nomonkeyfun

These guys would just be happy with more chances for a Playoff participant banner.
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nomonkeyfun

My personal great achievement banner. I’ve left a few years off. I don’t want to be a braggart.

http://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Screen-Shot-2015-06-10-at-4.35.11-PM.png?5aef74

montythisseemsstrangetome

I like how the comment says that snow and cold meant a season-low output. Seems like we’ve seen Brady put up 50 on teams in the snow before.

montythisseemsstrangetome

Who else might think an offseason title is a good idea?

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