2019 Quotables – Week 17 (Results)

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Happy New Years to all (except our Chinese readers….we don’t aim here at [DFO] to be exclusionary…). Submissions are here and below please find your Week 17 Quotables results.

“THIS is the Erotic Smashmouth I’ve been hearing so much about?” -LemonJello

“‘[REDACTED]!’ –Jerry Jones” -BrettFavresColonoscopy

yo yo shizzle even teh Hippo likes me nizzle -King Hippo

“Out of frame: Eli giggling about the slippery and weird tasting jelly from Olivia’s underwear drawer that he put on the ball.” -LemonJello

“I would have thought this was Alex Smith except for the fact that the guy in it appears to be able to walk.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“With the fine he is about to hand out, Goodell, calls this move ‘Bowling for Dollars’.” -ArmedandHammered

“It slices, it dices, it cuts, it chops, and if you call now, we’ll include a, yet to be named, STD with your order free of charge!” -Game Time Decision

“I suppose this is better than ‘everyone do the Plaxico Burress’ celebration. -Enrico Pallazzo
I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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Wait, was he saying “get my backhoe” or “get my back, ho”?

Senor Weaselo

He was saying “Happy Thanksgiving.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh



Happy Easter, everybody.

My thought from today’s news:

The Haslams want to make a wise decision and get an experienced NFL coach for the Browns that can lead a team to victory, which is totally understandable. But, in Browns fashion, they interview Mike McCarthy.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Meh, all the teams are interviewing a minority coach.

Wait, what?


I knew Blax would appreciate the choose your own slur adventure of my Jerry Jones redacted joke.


So did Snyder hire Rivera because he thinks he is Native American? See it’s not racist when you hire one!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

[is told of team name origin]


-Mitch M., Plymouth


Strong finish to the regular season Quotables!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Now on to one and done!

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